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A man is out buying bread in Soviet Russia

When he sees that the bakery is out of flour, he shouts:

"Damn this country, we are so poor, I haven't been able to get a loaf of bread in days"

A policeman hears that and approaches the man.

"Stop saying things like that or..." the policeman says as he uses his fingers to form a gun, points it toward the man and says "Bang!"

The man is stunned and walks home.

The wife sees that the man is shocked and asks:

"What happened? Did we run out of flour again?"

The man weakly replies:

"Not only that, it appears that we also ran out of bullets!"

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