Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you the suicide hotline? Because I need to get your number.
Are you a noose? Because I’d love to hang with you.
Are you a coffin? Because I wish I was inside you.
Are you a death certificate? Because I wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I’d like to stick my fingers inside you.
Are you death? Because I long for your sweet embrace.
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