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I wrote this joke about a joke shop

A man sees a Joke Shop. He goes in.

There are three lines.

He joins one and slowly moves up the queue.

He sees all three lines head towards a big sign that says: "The End of the Joke"

He sees the guy at the end of the first line get given a tonne of cash and he runs out laughing.

He sees the guy at the end of the second line given a knee-trembling BJ by a gorgeous woman , and he runs out laughing.

He arrives at the end of his own line and is smashed in the face by a huge bouncer.

Sitting on the floor, rubbing his jaw he says:

'Oh I get it. The first line's the pay-off.

"The second line's the climax.

"...So why did I get in the punch line!?!".

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