A wealthy man suspects his wife is cheating on him. He decides he'd call in during his work day and try to catch his wife in the act. A woman's voice answers the phone, "Hello?"
"Hello? Who is this?" the man replies. The voice responds, "I'm the housekeeper. I was hired this morning. Shall I leave a message? Right now the heads of the household are in the pool."
The man mutters under his breath, "Son of a bitch! She's with a man as we speak! I knew it!" He puts his hand to the mouthpiece and whispers into the phone, "I've got a pistol in my desk drawer upstairs. If you right now go and shoot both of them, you can have the money in the safe. The code is 1921. Leave and nobody will know it was you. Be sure to throw away the pistol in the well in the back."
Silence on the other end, and then after a few moments, the housekeeper says, "Okay. I'll do it." Several moments pass and the man hears one gunshot shortly followed by another. Several more moments and the housekeeper picks up the phone, "What is the code for the safe? It doesn't work. Also where is the well?"
The man says, "Wait, is this 555-7482?"
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