Two statues have stood facing each other for over a 1000 years. A handsome Male and a beautiful Female. One day a Fairy floats down from the sky and tells them that she has seen them there for ages and will treat them to half an hour as humans.
As soon as she had waved her magic wand and they are turned into humans, they run off behind a bush together and the Fairy can hear lots of laughter and giggling!
After 15 minutes they come back to their pedestals, looking flushed and disheveled and the Fairy is amazed and says "You still have 15 minutes left!"
The Male statue looks at the Female statue and says "would you like to go and do that all over again?" to which the Female statue replies
"Ok, but can we change positions this time?"
"Good idea!" says the Male, "This time I'LL hold the pigeon down while YOU crap on it's head!!"
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